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Take a look at our collection of funny love quotes that will make you laugh. People with a great sense of humor have often expressed their views about love and relationship through romantic comedies and funny love quotes for a long time.

Funny love quotes focus on the humorous side of a relationship from falling in love to Looking for a fun lover friend faced by couples in a relationship. These are light-hearted jokes about love and relationship.

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We had such a good time collecting these quotes and lovee hope you love them. Love is a lot like a backache. George Burns. The brain is the most outstanding organ. Sophie Monroe. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?

As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy. Ralphie May.

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. Getting into a relationship may seem tempting, but so was getting on the Titanic and look what happened there. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


We had a look around and collected a bunch of captions for Instagram so you can have If you use them, we would love you forever if you tag us along with @ hostelgeeks Instagram Captions for Friends; Funny Instagram captions; Summer. I have a lot to offer including friendship, romance, love and a possible future Seeks a very good-looking, athletic Jewish female, , for fun and romance. Quotes about having fun remind us that life is to be enjoyed fully! learn and if you do all these things but are not madly in love: you have still not begun to live. “Sometimes having fun with your best friend is all the therapy you need. . But remember, having fun and finding ways to smile and laugh more makes life more .

Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six-hour argument takes talent. Women might not be able to find their keys, Lopking ties, or shoes.

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Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be used against you. Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

My boyfriend is not allowed to hide his phone from me. If my boyfriend tells me he is hanging with his female friends. So they can carry his casket. What is she trying to do?

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Build the Strength to leave me? Helen Rowland.

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Would I rather be feared Hungary sex girls loved? Umm… easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. Michael ScottThe Office. Looking for a fun lover friend makes me melt like vor popsicle on the 4th of July! DarlaThe Little Rascals.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

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Joan Crawford. Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships Cecily von Ziegesar.

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